texts from last night

[stillarhino]

you know the drill.

Comments

Eustace | Granblue Fantasy

[flamekthunder]

1. Thank god dogs can't talk. They see way too much.
2. That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
3. You told me you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
4. You ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not having opposable thumbs.
5. There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
6. [text or misfire!]

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[pactmarshal]

I told you I don't need supervision, Eustace.

[flamekthunder]

After what happened last time, I'm starting to wonder if I should send three instead.

[pactmarshal]

I would only trip over a third.

[flamekthunder]

Maybe it would be for good reason.

Just keep the two, they know what they're doing.

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[grandduchess_anya]

I guess I could say the same thing for my dog too. He probably saw tons of things within his short life.

[flamekthunder]

I can't imagine your dog could have witnessed anything too badly that you wouldn't want anyone to know.

[As in, he can't see Anya as someone who could have embarrassing moments...well, terrible embarrassing moments.]

[grandduchess_anya]

That is fair enough, I suppose. Pooka hasn’t seen me going through moments like that often. Have the dogs you’re looking after seen any crazy things that often?

[flamekthunder]

[.............................]

No.

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[skyglider]

Yes, but my faceplant was also fast as lightning.

[flamekthunder]

You almost broke your nose.

[Then the trip to the clinic would have been fast as lightning. Probably.]

[skyglider]

But I didn't.

[flamekthunder]

[SIGH.]

What were you even trying to prove?

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[stillarhino]

yo i just did that to idris while we was walking

[flamekthunder]

And that makes a difference?

[stillarhino]

thought hed least try and take it from me cause hes always got the zoomies

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[hearthwarming]

It's even worse when they don't have the vocabulary to describe to me everything they've seen but they still try...

You're making it really difficult to have conversations with them nowadays

[flamekthunder]

[....]

Sorry.

[He knows.]

[hearthwarming]

How are you going to fix this, Eustace? I need to have a healthy, communicative relationship with my nieces and nephews!

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[herewardbound]

as someone who knows a talking cat
yeah, we dodged a bullet

[flamekthunder]

I feel a cat may be more troublesome. What was it like?

[herewardbound]

I'm not the one who had to live with him, thank fuck, but to hear it from the person who did he had very firm opinions on what the appropriate bedtime for a seventeen-year-old was, and spent half his time demanding expensive sushi and the other half lusting after a mutual female and, i cannot stress this enough, human- friend.

That and constant bickering with another. But then, I always thought Sakamoto reminded me of a dog, so maybe that was a foregone conclusion.

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[starshower]

What lyrics?

[ :) ]

[flamekthunder]

Don't.

[HE WON'T EVEN SPARE YOU, WIFE. Unless she actually doesn't know— Hard to tell through text.]

[starshower]

Don't what? I was just asking. I don't see what the big deal is.

[ :))) ]