texts from last night

[stillarhino]

you know the drill.

Comments

[disdelusioned]

"Brave" is one way of putting it.

[Diluc doesn't have much room to talk. He's seen Ori full-on commit a murder in a dream memory and still finds that kind of hot.]

I hope he survived the toxic bacon incident?

[pactmarshal]

[ Stupid. Impulsive. ]

He did. Was perfectly fine not twenty minutes later.

He almost seemed tempted to do it again.

[disdelusioned]

[Oh honey, you deserve someone smarter.]

Maybe there's merit to your theory after all...

[pactmarshal]

[ Mind you, this is aggressively one-sided. ]

He has told me he's eaten paint before, too. Informed me it was used in obscure rituals and may grant him unique powers.







I'm starting to worry for myself.

[disdelusioned]

[That's worse!!!!!!]

I think you should be. I'm beginning to worry for you.

[pactmarshal]

[ He definitely will not mention the centuries-old, waterlogged military rations, then. ]

Yes. Thank you. That makes two of us.




I am embarrassed now. Please forget I told you any of this.

[disdelusioned]

Consider it forgotten.

[He gotchoo, dragon-killing buddy.]

[pactmarshal]

Thank you.

Say hi to Ori for me.

[disdelusioned]

I will.