texts from last night

[stillarhino]

you know the drill.

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[multidisciplinary]

[ Imagine being rushed by a mob of dinosaur sized chickens.

Wait... ]

Would you rather fight 100 chicken-sized dinosaurs or 1 dinosaur-sized chicken?

[skyglider]

[It's like something deep in his bones, perhaps even within his DNA, is inherently terrified by both of these ideas.]

Is there a third option that's not straight out of a nightmare?

[multidisciplinary]

[ Even amnesia can't erase ancestral memory. ]

Of course not! Where's the fun in that?

[skyglider]

[He writes quotation marks around the word "fun." Then doodles a little gravestone and writes "RIP" on it.]

[multidisciplinary]

[ AND YET HE STILL DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION. Have you no respect for scientific inquiry, Link? ]

All right, how about this: you may be armed with one weapon of your choosing.