texts from last night

[stillarhino]

you know the drill.

Comments

5 (assumed misfire)

[abyssbound]

In reference to?

[concierto]

Ehe.

Nothing, dear Asura. Think nothing of it...

[abyssbound]

No, now you've got me curious. Please elaborate.

[concierto]

Well, they often say that the size of an onikabuto matters in determining the stronger of the two when looking for food or mates! Ehe.

[abyssbound]

I know this is nonsense by the fact that you really typed out "ehe" in a text message, but I'll let it slide this time.

[concierto]

[Foiled by his own ehes...]

It's far from nonsense! Hasn't there been times when your strength has won out for the sole fact that you're so much bigger?

[So. So much bigger. So much.]

[abyssbound]

That's not the part I'm calling nonsense but I'll play along.

Most of the things I kill are bigger than me.

[His tentacles are the equalizer.]